Nine-inch Nanny?

(Thought you might get a smile out of this). My husband was watching the kids last night and came downstairs to find our CAG Arthur strolling across the kitchen floor. Crawling hot on his tail was our 8 month old son. Just as the baby reached out a hand to grab that lovely red tail, Arthur swung around and with my very firm voice said, "Ah, ah, ah! No! Don't touch!!" And then, after a gentle pinch to the baby's toe, skedaddled back to his cage.

I guess when your ego is man-sized but your stature is small you have to be strict with the natives!
-Faith